well the whole ordeal lasted no more than two minutes but i’ll post the transcript under the cut so it isn’t obnoxiously long for those who don’t give a crap

[when i walked behind the curtain]

dan: hello! (hugs n shit)

me: hi!!

phil: hi! how are you? (hugs in shit x2)

me: i’m good, i’m good! um, i was wondering if you could maybe get a video–

lady by the stairs: no videos please

me: oh okay, sorry 

[i was going to ask for a derpy selfie because emily said that’s what she wanted if the video wouldn’t work but earlier the girl said only one picture so i didn’t wanna piss her off or anything and get kicked out so rip]

dan: would you care for a picture?

me: yes please! i have an idea actually.

dan: of course!

me: (gesturing to drake the body guard) uh, could he, could he get in the picture?

dan: no i’m sorry he can’t do that

[drake was shaking his head too]

phil: sorry!

me: no no no, that’s fine, thank you anyways!

[i start to kinda freak out in my mind because i had a plan b for a selfie but it was shitty and i didn’t know what to do but my mom saves me ask and hands dan the text posts of mine to autograph (pictured below)]

[pause]

dan: this one says phil lester so i assume it’s for you (hands the phil text post to him)

[phil kinda giggled as he signed mine and dan laughed (i think i heard him say nice but i’m not sure ngl i was staring at their arms) and they both handed them back to me and i gave it to my mom (also my mom took this rlly cute picture of them as they were handing my my things)]

dan: can i punch you in the face?

[pause, becuase i was actually considering it]

dan: for the picture.

me: oh!

[pause]

me: yeah, yeah sure that sounds great (laughs awkwardly bc i was about to let dan punch me in the face no joke why am i like this)

[phil kinda grabbed my shoulder and moved me in between him and dan, and then my mom took this picture]

dan: would you like a selfie as well?

[i’m pretty sure i just nodded my head bc i was way too excited]

[my mom handed me my phone and i gave it directly to dan and he kinda chuckled a little bit and took the selfies (which are all shit but i’ll put one of them anyways averyiscoldpizza exclusive woah)]

[dan hands me back my phone]

dan: well thank you for coming to meet us (laughs) i hope you enjoy the show!

phil: thank you!

me: i will, i will, thank you so much! thanks! thank you! [keep in mind i was very overwhelmed at this point ok i was excited]

[dan and phil both kinda laughed at me so rip]

my mom: could i take a photo too?

dan: of course!

[my mom hands me my things and gets between them and takes a selfie (pictured below) and had them sign a 2 dollar bill bc that’s all she had on her whilst i just kinda awkwardly hover by the stairs]

dan: bye again! i hope you enjoy the show (laughs)

phil: (waves) bye!

me: we will! thank you! (i wave back and dan waves too)

[then i went to get the tote from the lady by the exit stairs and i was still holding everything in my hands so i tripped up the stairs and the stairs lady and my mom were desperately trying to get me up and help me gather my things idk if dan and phil saw that i hope not jesus christ i bolted up the stairs so fast when i had my stuff together again]

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and that was my incredibly awkward but iconic tatinof expierence i hope u enjoyed laughing at my expence