ah bah bah — how did you and avery first start talking? like,...

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Anonymous asked:

how did you and avery first start talking? like, did you meet through tumblr?

cringe-attacks answered:

it all started when i landed in las vegas. i arrived at my hotel (caesar’s palace), unpacked my bags, and decided to head downstairs to the casino. i began hitting jackpot after jackpot, and finally i ended up hitting the mega jackpot. $666,085.25 to be precise. suddenly, i turned and saw two men in suits and sunglasses who proceeded to drag me away and take me into interrogation. after being chained to a table all night, i finally decided to reach under the table and flip it with all my might, knocking the two guys off their chairs, and making a run for it. i ran through the casino looking for a way out when i found a staircase that led to the roof. i then decided to pull the ultimate feat and steal a helicopter. long story short i ended up crashing into area 51 but i managed to escape after being locked up for ‘trespassing on secret government property.’ after being involved in a shooting there and a massive explosion caused by a stray bullet hitting a gas tank, a camper van pulled over near me and swung its doors open. i looked over, ears ringing, eyes watering, to see a black figure emerge from the vehicle. as they approached me, i could clearly make out the features of a girl around my exact age. it was avery.

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